Saturday, September 15, 2012

Please Don't Throw a Diaper at My Head

I find my 60+ set fascinating. Many of these people are my best customers: relaxed, talkative, happy to be waited on; They are particular but predictably so. And then... well, some of them seem to have transformed into five-headed hydras upon retirement, waiting to spit venom at any poor server who should stumble at their table.


I will write about a few Hall of Shame favorites someday, but for now, here is a theory of mine in graph form. As you'll see, some people arrive at a happy place, while others end up sort of back at the beginning.


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4 comments:

  1. Spot on, Mandy. And funny as fuck, to boot.

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  2. Your Age Theory made me laaaauugh. P.S. The crow was delicious. Tastes just like chicken. ;-)

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  3. I die. This is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen! You nailed it. Every age group. Thank you!

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