Please Don't Throw a Diaper at My Head

I find my 60+ set fascinating. Many of these people are my best customers: relaxed, talkative, happy to be waited on; They are particular but predictably so. And then... well, some of them seem to have transformed into five-headed hydras upon retirement, waiting to spit venom at any poor server who should stumble at their table.

I will write about a few Hall of Shame favorites someday, but for now, here is a theory of mine in graph form. As you'll see, some people arrive at a happy place, while others end up sort of back at the beginning.